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Lyrics: It's beginning to look a lot like splitsville Soon for Tiger Woods Take a look at the TMZ In their coverage, you will see His wife, Elin, is gone, perhaps for good It's beginning to look a lot like splitsville Lawyers on every phone But the prettiest thing to see Are the mistresses that will be Down in Tiger's home A pair of double-D breasts And some sex that's the best Is the doom of Tiger, and then An answering machine With a name on the greeting Is the gloom of Tiger, again And the Perkins waitress Wants another tip, my friend It's beginning to look a lot like splitsville Tiger's wife is through Take a good look at Elin's hand You won't see a wedding band While Tiger asks what would Wilt Chamberlain do? It's beginning to look a lot like splitsville She's tired of his crap He's the athlete of the decade But whatever he gets paid Now, she will get half It's beginning to look a lot like splitsville Tiger's paying the price Now, they're going their separate ways And work is underway To fix a bad golf slice Tiger's just gonna go look up Heidi Fleiss