The Irish Mental Health Hotline Answering Machine

Posted by admin on November 21, 2009


The Irish Mental Health Hotline Answering Machine by Frank Kelly

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25 Comments.

  1. theangelicwolfgirl November 21, 2009 at 1:40 am

    11111111111111111111111111111111111 2 3456 *stays on line* 7 *listens for small voice* *it doesnt matter which number i press noone will answer* 696969696969696969 *waiting for the beep* *forgets what im doing o-o* *hangs up*

  2. dismo77 November 21, 2009 at 1:53 am

    1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

  3. EyeWonderOne November 21, 2009 at 2:09 am

    lolzzz i <3 it! roflmfao

  4. Roleplayer008 November 21, 2009 at 2:47 am

    Oh okay, nobody is going to answer me…*listens for further instruction* FINE! I KNEW I WAS WORTHLESS *hangs up*

  5. swollower November 21, 2009 at 3:04 am

    straight to my favorites. Brilliant!

  6. uberpwnage13 November 21, 2009 at 4:00 am

    “If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. ”

    That needs to be in there.

  7. LORDofSTEAK November 21, 2009 at 4:35 am

    it will be transfered to the mother ship im right im RIGHT !!

  8. Revan46 November 21, 2009 at 5:14 am

    This cracked me up :D

  9. VampireHedgehog November 21, 2009 at 5:23 am

    Pushes 69696969 i think

  10. FalcoRusticolus92 November 21, 2009 at 5:56 am

    *pushes 7*

  11. dragonking322 November 21, 2009 at 6:08 am

    did anyone else notice… these are all rotary phones…. sooo.. odds are highly against them actualy working with a touchtone system like the one’s they’re making fun of… also.. no hash key… or pound..

  12. CSImiami4Shakira November 21, 2009 at 6:33 am

    111111111111111111111111111

  13. shannibearstar November 21, 2009 at 7:24 am

    3456

  14. ThePhantom2K9 November 21, 2009 at 8:19 am

    I get it, press it repeatedly.

  15. markanthony1920 November 21, 2009 at 9:18 am

    write it down and record in your own or a fake voice !

  16. MrRealityStreet November 21, 2009 at 9:25 am

    Don’t stay on the line!!! They’re tracking you!!!!

  17. Ivansky1 November 21, 2009 at 9:45 am

    Where can I download this?

  18. jkalawson November 21, 2009 at 10:23 am

    LOL! good one

  19. jendow71 November 21, 2009 at 11:17 am

    can i get this as mah ring tone???

  20. jendow71 November 21, 2009 at 11:17 am

    oh then stay on the line then they will trace the call and while thats going on pres 6 9 69 696 69 696 696 696 see if that works

  21. dannygomezify November 21, 2009 at 11:52 am

    Convert to Ringtone on Tube2Tone[dot]com

  22. shadyworrier666 November 21, 2009 at 11:52 am

    LOL!!!!!! i love this

  23. SuperAnnoyedKatie November 21, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    the voice told me to press all of the buttons @ the same time……… repeatedly

  24. sonicflorian November 21, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    I have OCD, Aspergers, Dyspraxia, Dyscalcula and Paranoia

  25. Supersmooth007 November 21, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    funny, I am OCD and when I post a letter over the counter I have fears that It will not arrive because I havent seen it get physically or manually posted in the letter box by me, I end up posting another letter. I also get confused when the stamps are different colour then normal. However I have Asperger’s syndrome to which is a form of autism and it does make different situations all that harder to understand and appreciate!