Part two of this piece of my messy life. I love my outgoing message here 
For more of my wacky adventures, check out my blog: classicalgasemissions.blogspot.com
The Best Answering Machine Tape Ever – Part 2
Posted by admin on December 25, 2009
Part two of this piece of my messy life. I love my outgoing message here For more of my wacky adventures, check out my blog: classicalgasemissions.blogspot.com
your mom is funny! and did shana say she was going to prison for 10 months? wow, i wonder why… *cough* stalker *cough*
How come no one mentions how completely lame-ass the second part of this video is? She called like twice. Seriously dude, do you know how to edit?
That sure is a pretty sweet deal Fido had going on!
We called them “cling-ons”
So after 7 years is Shawna still calling you?
Holy shit, Shawna, take a f’n hint, you cow! Mooooove ON!
Your ex is cute, BTW. Too bad she’s a bitch.
suppers on the table, asshole!
ooh Jeff’s in jail for shooting up Fido reps
Mario 3 at 6:14 or so!
There’s some places of the world where “Dinner” means what most of us call “Lunch” and “Supper” means what you’d think.
1) that’s the worst telemarketer!
2) talk about obsessed!
3) Dinner at 1 in the afternoon?!
i can picture her in a purple teddy with a bucket of KFC and a chicken wing hanging from her mouth
And is Jeff a character on Guiding Light, hahahahaha
she needs support watching soaps
hello, hello anyone there, i think you know who this is????
Its funny, because I’m sure he just wasn’t home most of the time!
Oh, poor Grandma!
haha ur mom sounds nice! lol and tht Shawna person is creepy and stalkerish! weiirrrddooo lol
Your ex is mint
thats not sad. itd be sad if he lived with his mother because he cant afford a home. but he can
and at least he sees her on a regular basis. that probably makes her happy.
1) you should have put date and time on the fat chick’s messages. It would be interesting to see how frequent those calls were
2) How did you get into her place to leave her sweater on her couch?
3) You should really delete all the extraneous crap ike “friend” “brother” “ex’s father” they add absolutely nothing and do waste time.
4) The “I’m screening” message really IS stupid.
5) The dinner with mommy every other day is a little sad, dude. How old are you anyway?
that fat chick is a perfect example of a fat chick.
Oh, and your girlfriend is pretty. Go to the dinner, sounds good.
She’s scary, the first lady..
Wow…. I watched both parts and this is the worst waste of time ever. Nothing funny, no punch, nothing strange. Thank you for polluting youtube a little bit more.
This is genius and I love it.
first off, i’m in love with your mom
secondly, shawna sounds like your 3 day stint was the best thing to ever happen to her and you RIPPED IT FROM HER HEART
and last, this makes me want fido just because they have such unprofessional service reps
Did Jeff try to kill this Shawna person?Ben,You really dodged a bullet with her!Smart move!!I’ve dated some major psychos myself and she’s right up there with them.Shawna kinda strikes me as a Kathy Bates/Misery type character.
I hear super mario bros 3 in the background at your moms house lol 6:17