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If you left a message on the White House answering machine what would you say?
Posted by admin on November 29, 2009
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“Hello, you have reached The Obama residence, Captain of the Titanic”
**** you. you are stupid and you are screwing up america almost more than bush did
Hi, my name is Nik and I’m an alcoholic. I have a disease and they don’t know what to call it. Better hide your wallet cause I’m comin up quick to strip your cash. Bought a ticket to your concert just to come and whip your azz. Bitch, I’m comin out swingin, so fast it’ll make your eyes spin.You gettin knocked the funk out like Mike Tyson
This message is for the new king. PLEASE GO AWAY AND TAKE YOU IGNORANT WIFE WITH YOU. Your cute children may stay.
This is the voice of the mysterons, we know that you can hear us earth men ………………
Hit the road Jack, and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more.
I would tell the Obama’s that we were having friends over next Saturday and if they have nothing to do they should stop by.
My message would say ~ ‘not today thank you’.
um….hi…i just want to say Mr.President sir i think you are just freaking awesome and have funny jokes. and don’t listen to those dumb ass people who don’t like you because they are just haters. remember if you have haters than mean you must be doing something right.
hey…how you doing…sorry I couldn’t get through…
Keep the change barney, and don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
congratulations you’ve been selected as a grand prize winner, just send your credit card details……
I would leave a recording of the T.V. show “The Jeffersons”
Im sorry i must have the wrong number .I thought this was pizza hut!
Look in the real world.
Decode this lyrics ” You’ll see ”
“Fernando”
Move over.
Luke 21.30-36
What do you think?
Good afternoon Mr. Obama (Barry Soetoro). I just have a few words to say that how dare you deceive the many Americans who trusted in your words even though they didn’t do their home-work of your back ground on who you really are, but you have lied to the American people. You say you would do this and that, but this is that is not even close enough, but the opposite. Why did you put our children and children’s children in a position to where they will have to pay this huge spending bill of yours?? What were you all thinking? Oh, btw, please say high to your wife Michelle, you know, the one who said that for once she is proud of her country? Something like that. Also, Obama, your plan with ObamaCare, will not work. So you might as well take your Socialist agendas somewhere else because Americans are not putting up with your Socialist views.
One last thing. WHERE IN THE HECK IS YOUR LONG FORM BIRTH CERTIFICATE THAT MANY AMERICANS ARE ASKING ABOUT? Why don’t you just get it over with and hand it to WorldNetDaily or fly yourself to Kenya and get a copy of it so you can step down from your duties?? Make it a vacation, except without American tax dollars in your pocket. Or the CHANGE.
And Obama, I really saw right through you, especially hanging out with Rev. Wright for 20 years and you saying that you don’t recall him teaching what he taught. You must have been sleeping, OR it was another lie to add to your collection.
Obama, I am not going to let you ruin our country because from the looks of all the ones who are going against you with all the court dates in trying to get your long form birth certificate, I don’t think you will get far with getting re-elected again. So, you might as well apologize to the American people for lying to them just like you did with the Arab world, but this time it might be much harder to do that because you live in the U.S., I don’t think many will forgive you. But give it a try.
Take care Barry Soetoro.
A true American