I’d say, Lovely Dianne, you don’t know who this is but I really love what you do on Yahoo Answers! You have really changed my life for the better. You are my role model. Thank you for being you.
How’s that?
By the way, you’d be surprised if you knew who this was!
“hi i have the results of ur pregnancy test so i think u should call me back”….or “hi i have the results for ur test, and it just so happens that u have an STD” lmao…..this is all a joke plz don’t take me seriously
hey dianne. sorry to call you so late, but i just wanted to say, i think you were a great friend, and as i’m saying this, there is a guy with a huge butcher’s knife standing at the edge of your bed, so i better get the “ef” outta here before he starts coming for ME.
bye!
OK you member that one thing you did at that party last week, you know with the chicken and the jello and that one guy you said you wouldn’t go near in a hundred years even if he was the last guy on the face of the earth?
Well ummmmmmm, im watching it on youtube along with like a million other people and it is not pretty.
He it’s me again, I was just wondering if we’re still going to the mall or did you bail on the idea again like you did when we supposed to get smoothies? heh well call me back at (489) 555-1567
“That was a very loud beep. I don’t even know if this is working. Mark, Mark, are you there, are you screening your calls? It’s mom. Just wanted to call and say ‘we love you’ and we’ll miss you tomorrow. Cindy and the kids are here, send their love. Oh! I hope you like the hotplate! Just don’t leave it on, dear, when you leave the house. Oh, and Mark? We’re sorry to heart that Maureen dumped you, I say, ‘C’est la vie.’ So let her be a lesbian! There are other fishes in the sea. Love, mom!”
Hey jennifer, i had so much fun last night, we should do it again. Oh i know i hate that dianne chick she was such a party pooper. so anyways oh s**t f**k. i dialed the wrong number…. f**k. i mean hey girl we should do this again some time, jennifer was such a party pooper… call me…
Hey girl, you so fine I’d marry your brother, just to get in your family
Don’t look now, but I’m hiding under your bed.
It would depend on what you look like, and since I dont know I will just say that if you were hot, it would be a good message.
Moo…
i’m not sure… but probably something dirty
Ay yo girrrl, you left yo panties in my car.
‘Hey thanks last night was great ,i put the money on your fridge’
“So what are you wearing? I bet it’s hot.”
I’d say, Lovely Dianne, you don’t know who this is but I really love what you do on Yahoo Answers! You have really changed my life for the better. You are my role model. Thank you for being you.
How’s that?
By the way, you’d be surprised if you knew who this was!
Tag, you’re it!
Hum-mun-na humm-munna
Hello, this call is for Dianne G.
This is the lab calling.
Your brain is ready.
“Yo foxy lady……
i was in the supermarket checkin out the Sensitive
Chocolate Covered Condoms and i thought of you.
You owe me a dollar so if you give it back….i can finally buy them.
Holler back at a sista….btw…i love your shoes”
;D
“Hey Dianne, its me. Just phoning to see how you are, hope your days going ok, call me”
Thats what everyone else gets
(Insert something dirty to say here) Oh! I guess I inserted something a little too dirty in here instead!
“hi i have the results of ur pregnancy test so i think u should call me back”….or “hi i have the results for ur test, and it just so happens that u have an STD” lmao…..this is all a joke plz don’t take me seriously
i would sing u a song
i think i love…
[big long pause]
not you
*hangs up*
heyyyy
*can u answer my q on y.answers =P*
hello there, U leave me no choice but to leave a msg…….bla bla bla……..& bla bla…….
hey dianne. sorry to call you so late, but i just wanted to say, i think you were a great friend, and as i’m saying this, there is a guy with a huge butcher’s knife standing at the edge of your bed, so i better get the “ef” outta here before he starts coming for ME.
bye!
OK you member that one thing you did at that party last week, you know with the chicken and the jello and that one guy you said you wouldn’t go near in a hundred years even if he was the last guy on the face of the earth?
Well ummmmmmm, im watching it on youtube along with like a million other people and it is not pretty.
Hey dianne you so fine you so fine you blow my mind hey call me hey hey hey call me
He it’s me again, I was just wondering if we’re still going to the mall or did you bail on the idea again like you did when we supposed to get smoothies? heh well call me back at (489) 555-1567
BEEP.
“That was a very loud beep. I don’t even know if this is working. Mark, Mark, are you there, are you screening your calls? It’s mom. Just wanted to call and say ‘we love you’ and we’ll miss you tomorrow. Cindy and the kids are here, send their love. Oh! I hope you like the hotplate! Just don’t leave it on, dear, when you leave the house. Oh, and Mark? We’re sorry to heart that Maureen dumped you, I say, ‘C’est la vie.’ So let her be a lesbian! There are other fishes in the sea. Love, mom!”
Anyone know what that’s from?
EDIT: TD? wtf?
??????
? If you wanna be my sandwich, ?
? You’ll need ham & cheese, ?
? Lettuce and tomato, ?
? Pass the mayo please!! ?
hey dirty diana!
get it?? its a michael jackson song…
then i would sing it or play it for you.
Hey jennifer, i had so much fun last night, we should do it again. Oh i know i hate that dianne chick she was such a party pooper. so anyways oh s**t f**k. i dialed the wrong number…. f**k. i mean hey girl we should do this again some time, jennifer was such a party pooper… call me…
I’d tell ya how lonely I was, then play this here song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHA-4BNtkTs&feature=related
breathes heavy into phone*click*
haha just joking D
I was just wondering if you had left yet. I guess so. Can`t wait for you to get here.I have some great plans for us.
hey D.G. I left my pants at your house, can you please wash them for me and iron them..
I have a secret, please call me back
Bring curry the beach party is just getting going,,
ooh yes D…
i like it when you do that to me..
oh yeah! i can’t breathe when you take all of me in…
what? wrong kind of message?
Nod your head if you can hear me
Party tonight my place be there.