Extremely Pissed Off Cable Customer

Posted by admin on March 28, 2010


These are actual recordings of a disgruntled cable customer who left these messages on the answering machine at the cable company over the period of a weekend back in 198(?) .

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9 Comments.

  1. BovrilKetchup March 28, 2010 at 10:51 pm

    it would be lolsome if Ermey lee joine the complain.

  2. OrganCat March 28, 2010 at 11:15 pm

    Hostage negotiator.

    After those calls the cable company hired him to head up Customer Service.

  3. nonnynay March 28, 2010 at 11:43 pm

    Was this the guy who went on to write deadwood?

  4. Eidrog511 March 28, 2010 at 11:51 pm

    The early generation of trolls! :D

  5. burningkarma March 29, 2010 at 12:25 am

    collect a social security check.

  6. Fwirl March 29, 2010 at 12:35 am

    sounds a lot like my dad.

  7. MarkusWB March 29, 2010 at 1:31 am

    Hillarious

  8. MediocreDeity March 29, 2010 at 1:48 am

    “I pay my bill and therefore nothing in the world can ever break and must work perfectly 100% of the time.”

    I hate customers. How does this guy deal with the REAL problems in his life?

  9. PhineasGauge March 29, 2010 at 2:30 am

    Dogan-faced mother fuckin’… Outstanding! The big question is what he does (did) for a living.