Dani Filth’s Answering Machine

Posted by admin on December 11, 2009


This is a genuine answerphone message that was recorded by Dani Filth of the UK heavy metal band Cradle of Filth. This is an exclusive recording for an issue of Metal Hammer magazine published in 1997, which came free with a compilation audio CD called "Killing Cuts"

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25 Comments.

  1. stormbringer27 December 11, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    oh the joy of steriotypical fuck tards.

  2. devilzeye19 December 11, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    that was spooky lol

  3. nan062 December 11, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    oh i wish i had something like this on my answering machine!!

  4. foxman123456789 December 11, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    fuck you im not goth i like cradle of filth does that make me goth ? huh

  5. izzadi December 11, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    i dont think it’s about goth.. its about creating cool sounds ^_^

  6. KezaDeeXx December 11, 2009 at 6:55 pm

    Im really not :L

  7. excop360 December 11, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    Oh but you are a goth you see. Inside your head.

  8. KezaDeeXx December 11, 2009 at 7:32 pm

    Im not a goth (: xD your just a dick thinks she/he’s cool

    wanker

  9. excop360 December 11, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    all of you are dumbass goths

  10. 10kinnpa December 11, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    if u accidentally called that it would be a trip

  11. Pandamar December 11, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    The is fucking hysterical. I knew this kid in high school who could almost repeat this verbatim.

  12. XxthemetalloverxX December 11, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    Aaaaaaaaah now I want this for my answering machine!

  13. superiormeow December 11, 2009 at 10:00 pm

    Calling him a queer? The guy with cock in his name? Perhaps find a new string of homosexual videos, this channel obviously isn’t the line of cock your looking for;).

  14. youcansmokeonmycock December 11, 2009 at 10:09 pm

    Anyone who enjoys the antics of this sick queer needs to be ice-picked in the spine and hit with a 20 ounce hammer.

  15. MetalBlasterX December 11, 2009 at 10:35 pm

    It’s true, I had this record on a cd, but I lost it!!!! DAMMIT, it’s the actual recording,…
    -JFX.

  16. MrRyanocerous December 11, 2009 at 11:27 pm

    awesome!

  17. Banneord December 12, 2009 at 12:15 am

    I hope this is ironic.

  18. br1an257 December 12, 2009 at 12:55 am

    i gotta have that! :D DD

  19. MetalJody1990 December 12, 2009 at 1:34 am

    Beasty quality for an answering machine. what’s he using? OOMA?

  20. niggaplease66 December 12, 2009 at 2:15 am

    thats so fuckin ridiculous its awesome

  21. riles614 December 12, 2009 at 2:18 am

    can toy say BAMF?

  22. Baddeco December 12, 2009 at 2:33 am

    Well. I’m sure Dani got rid of the insurance salesmen pretty efficently. :)

  23. diehardfan5 December 12, 2009 at 3:33 am

    If anyone wants this on there iPod, to scare friends, to make their answering machine, or for any other reason, i can email it to you.

  24. xXFilthAddictionXx December 12, 2009 at 4:31 am

    omg this is so amazing, i love Dani sooo much. XD he’s so awesome :D

  25. givenupslowly December 12, 2009 at 4:44 am

    oh my god that is so fuckin hott!! any1 got Dani’s #???