This is an old country song from my past. I hope that some other people will fall in love with it as I have. This song goes out to my friend Andrea. This video has some signs indigenous to Canada, but they are still ASL. If you have any questions as to what I am signing, send me a message. *This song and its lyrics belong to the singer and recording company and that kind of stuff. I don't own any of it.* Lyrics: She left without leavin' a number Said she needed to clear her mind He figured she'd gone back to Austin 'Cause she talked about it all the time It was almost a year before she called him up Three rings and an answering machine is what she got If you're callin' 'bout the car I sold it If this is Tuesday night I'm bowling If you've got somethin' to sell, you're wastin' your time, I'm not buyin' If it's anybody else, wait for the tone, You know what to do And PS if this is Austin, I still love you The telephone fell to the counter She heard but she couldn't believe What kind of man would hang on that long What kind of love that must be She waited three days, and then she tried again She didn't know what she'd say, But she heard three rings and then If it's Friday night I'm at the ballgame And first thing Saturday, if it don't ring I'm headed out to the lake And I'll be gone, all weekend long But I'll call you back when I get home On Sunday afternoon And PS If this is Austin, I still love you Well, this time she left her number But not another word Then she waited by ...
Monthly Archives: June 2010
Austin-Blake Shelton ASL
Lou Dog Went To The Moon/Lassie (Camper Van Beethoven)
Anyone who is listening to this album and reading these details must have seen Stories, Tales, Lies, and Exaggerations, but in the off chance that you didnt, go grab a copy and watch it through a few times. Troy mentions the time Brad made up this song off the top of his head as an answering machine message when someone stole Louie when he was left outside. As a dog lover it was touching to hear the stories of how broken up he was about the band mascot missing for the few days it took to get him back. Lou Dog was named after Louie Nowell, Brads grandfather and was mentioned in the most bizarre eBay post Ive ever seen. Someone claimed to have bagged a Louie turd from the stage and wanted a couple hundred bucks. My moniker LouIsFatAndSassy was derived from the Second Hand Smoke insert in which Mike Happoldt writes that Lou is fine and sitting with him; Hes fat and sassy.
Answers to Questions & Critics (to put it mildly)
bit.ly bit.ly bit.ly TRANSCRIPT: "A simple question to representativepress" is a video asking me about my video called "Journalist Receives Death Threat for Talking About Israel." Now is this really a simple question or is it more of a loaded question? It actually makes two presuppositions. First of all, I think a reasonable person would assume I don't have the police report, right? And I think I provide a fair chance for someone to understand the story. I provide a link to the source in the video info. So you click on "more info" - there's a link right to the page which is the source for my video. There's the audio. And she says you can call the Berkeley Police Department so I assume you could do that and request a copy of the police report. But, I really don't think any fair minded person is gonna think that because I don't possess a copy of the police report that the information in the video is untrue. And you're making the assumption that there really were Israeli soldiers involved. But what we know is that there is a voice on the answering machine issuing a death threat because she dared talk about Israel. Now the caller says he has buddies who were trained in the Israeli Army, you're assuming what he's saying is true. You know his threat could - he's just maybe trying to make his threat even more dramatic. Who knows, maybe he does have friends. But to address another video now that tries to cast doubt on this story by saying the caller doesn't have an Israeli accent ...
I Need Assistance
Complaint video about Zarstar Industries's Tech Support line. Guest actress: Mango Banna (Bella Clearwater) www.youtube.com Music: Prodigal - Answering Machine Honors for This Video: #5 - Most Discussed (Today) - Science & Technology #93 - Most Viewed (Today) - Science & Technology #68 - Top Favorites (Today) - Science & Technology #5 - Top Rated (Today) - Science & Technology #43 - Top Rated (This Week) - Science & Technology
JACK BREWER BAND IN YOUR SKIN
1988. I get a call from a local cable station regarding The Jack Brewer Band. Which was probably a pitch to get me to buy cable; so I'd watch myself. Anyway, he was looking for bands to perform on his local cable show. On the greeting of my answering machine were the words spoken clearly "yes, I'll take the job. I got no shame. No money, no problem. Just tell me when and where and how your offer will help to make me famous." Well, the day before I found out it was a show in which the bands pretended to play their instruments and lip-sync. The other members of the band wouldn't do it. Since I never pay them (like everyone else who works for me) I had to allow them their integrity. So my good friend and idea man (whom I paid less) Vinci Meghrouni suggested we call The Beneath Broadway crowd and The Great film maker and director Larry Wessel to stage a fake dance show. Vinnie Rucocco's Brave New Dance World. So this may appear to be a sell out act. It is not. Though I wish to God it was. My Bones ache! Coming up on this site more SST friends, the Wedding video, more wild poets, hidden Saccharine Trust stuff. Glimpse of heroics and acts of cowardliness we can all empathize with, shake our heads and say to ourselves "we would have done the same." Also I got Raymond Pettibon next.
It All Becomes Clear Now
“Legalize Murder” with Bulge as GG’s backing band
Semi rare (or uncommon anyway) recording of the song "Legalize Murder" with Bulge as GG's backing band. The track was never released as GG went to prison. Upon release from prison, GG re- recorded the song (which is performed much differently) with The Murder Junkies as part of his final cd, "Brutality and bloodshed for you". Audio only set to a slideshow of a few GG pics and a bunch of other people who shouldn't be breathing. I have the following (audio only) to offer should anyone want it: GG Allin & The Aids Brigade - Gypsy Mother fucker (this is the same recording as the 3 song ep only it includes a death threat at the beginning of some dude leaving a message on an answering machine. GG Allin - No Room for Negro. (don't see this one around much.) Murder Junkies - Rowdy Beer Drinkin Night (this is a full on band recording with vocalist Mike Denied of a song GG performed on one of his unplugged cds. It was recorded after GG's death) Sitting In This Room (a rare unplugged recording from "Insult to injury 2 - the bloody years". Bloody Mess can be heard trying to sing on it but GG's mic and guitar is too loud to really pick it up. I much prefer this version of this song than the "officially" released one.) Bloody Mess - Murder Groupies (this was pretty much the ONLY serious recording on "Insult to injury 2 - the bloody years". Bloody wrote and recorded this song for and about GG. Pretty catchy tune) The Swoons - GG Allin Sings At Heaven (german ska/punk band doing a song ...