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Monthly Archives: March 2010
Ffej and Tom’s home answering machine (part 3)
Posted by admin on March 29, 2010
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Extremely Pissed Off Cable Customer
Posted by admin on March 28, 2010
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Homer Simpson – Witchalineman
Posted by admin on March 28, 2010
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GINA
Posted by admin on March 28, 2010
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My friend (Ugie) got several calls from "Gina". She obviously dialed the wrong number. What's funny about this video, is that, Gina talks to the answering machine like she's talking to a real person on the other end. Look for it when she says "ok, love you too," just like theres someone answering her on the answering machine. TOO FUNNY. I did the best job I could possibly do with what I think she's saying. Which wasn't easy. Hope you enjoy. We took Gina down to tweak the video slightly. It's the same whacky Gina as before. Here are the results from the first posting 7-26-06 thru 10-12-06. 21 video ratings avg 4.5 Views: 1076 Comments: 9 Favorited: 5 tnhighflyers (2 months ago) I know people like that. This is great!! ugieandyak (2 months ago) Thanks for comment, glad you enjoyed. You don't know Gina by chance do ya? LOL, if you do, have her get in touch with us. =) ugieandyak (2 months ago) BTW, what the hell is an "eggroll" party? chinesetakeoutt (1 month ago) hahaha that was the funniest thing ive ever heard...eggroll party...the laugh...getting eaten by an alligator? haha oh man i wish i knew this chick. shes funny turbotension (2 weeks ago) Meth ugieandyak (1 week ago) Never thought about it being meth, good possiblity though. julius923 (1 week ago) Sounds like she was attacked by a hungry alligator and it nearly bit her leg off. It sound like she's freaking strung out on pain medicine and whacked from all the smoking, sugar, meth, and whatever else she took. Very ...
Green Velvet ‘La La Land’ Live dancestar USA Miami Beach
Posted by admin on March 27, 2010
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www.dancestar.com - The weird and wonderful Green Velvet performing 'La LA Land' at the fist ever dancestar USA in 2002. Green Velvet, initially created by house don Cajmere (aka Curtis Jones) as an outlet for his non-vocal productions and frequent djing gigs, grew to become even more popular than the man himself, thanks to club singles like "Preacher Man," "Answering Machine" and "The Stalker." Each were infectious, undeniably fun records with simple vocal taglines and a wonderful sense of humor. Jones, who had nurtured the Chicago house renaissance of the 1990s with his Cajual Records, gained immense success in 1993 with the Cajmere single "Brighter Days" (vocals by Dajae). Later that year, he formed the sub-label Relief mostly for instrumental tracks by himself and others. Besides releases from DJ Sneak, Gemini and Paul Johnson, Green Velvet figured on many of the early Relief singles, including its first, "Preacher Man" as well as "Flash" (also released on the British Open label), "The Stalker" and 1997's hilarious "Answering Machine." Jones began to do supplement his Green Velvet djing schedule with quasi-live gigs as well, and released his first LP in 1999. His self-titled release on F-111 one year later compiled a dozen of his earlier club hits, and the proper sophomore production album (Whatever) appeared in 2001 on his own Relief label. ~ John Bush, All Music Guide
Answering Machine for Sick People!!!
Posted by admin on March 27, 2010
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Tonus Diabolicus
Posted by admin on March 27, 2010
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